Bowling with Cunt
This is the second weekend I’ve been free bowling. Yes, free. But I did have to pay for other things.. like.. french fries.. which technically I did not pay for. But I am the man in most realationships, so I pay for everything. But after we waited twenty fucking mintues for fries, we went to lane 25 and 26 and were “shocked” to hear that they had to leave. I guess it’s really our fault that we couldn’t spend some time together because we were three hours late. But she said we could stay and bowl freely. So when they left we immediatly put on our shoes..which were huge.. But then ended up taking them off. (I really couldn’t bowl properly.) Our names for game one were vagina and penis. I wonder if the little kids bowling with bumpers next to us noticed? I bet their parents did.. That’s probably why they left so early.. It was only ten.. anyways.. I bowled for penis.. it was fun being a strong and powerful man bowling a huge sixteen pound ball across a recently waxed lane. I lost every game however. But I guess that’s because vagina knows how to bowl balls better than I do. Go vagina. A new member decided to show up to play a game with us. So we used the other lane and reset it for three players. We used names such as: Balls (aka: Balls attatched to Penis), Pubic Hair (aka: Pubic Hair on Vagina), and Cunt (aka: Cunt 2, after the very man who wanted to Fuck her cunt). I think that if the parents saw this they would have reported us.. But thankfully they left. We were a little high I must admit, on life.. I was a bit tired and so were they. But we bowled and cheered for each other like the words cunt and public hair were not ment to offend anyone.. After a long 2 hours, total, we decided to ditch and finally get some sleep.
The Fin.
